I’m Lady Doom.
Let me teach you how to capitalize on your Inner Evil Genius so you can finally take over the world.
How often have you shied away, played small, used your integrity as an excuse to bail on your own greatness? When in fact, there are hoards of people out there waiting for you to subjugate… I mean, lead… them to the promised land that only you have the brilliance to offer?
I see a world full of uber-villains in wait.
What is the difference between a mediocre human and one who embodies the darkness within that leads the way to greatness?
The difference is that the uber-villain steels themselves and makes it happen.
You can’t manifest your dark intent without action.
It’s time to release the old shackles holding you back from calling yourself worthy, intitiated, and ready to conquer.
It is time for you to step into the full power that only your darker shadows can help you realize.
It’s time for you to embrace your Inner Evil Genius and let her show you the pathway to a more fully realized and powerful sense of self.
And, Dear Dark Ones, I will gleefully show you the way.
Take my hand and experience the delicious Doom that awaits.
The only thing that distinguishes the Villain from the flock is that the Villain chooses to pursue their Vision with an unshakeable faith, devotion, and a willingness to do all it takes to see their dark Vision realized in all its glory.
The greatest secret? Recognizing that the only one who is ever truly standing in your way is yourself.
Yeah. That one sucks.
- Lady Doom
This is the age of the Uber-Villain, my Dark Darlings. Reach inside and see what you are truly capable of. Take up all the air in the room. Make them do your bidding, for a change. Let that evil laugh of yours linger a bit too long. Insult the poorly dressed. Or go full on with your own terrible wardrobe choices. Be boldly, terribly, awfully you.
Because, wherever someone hates you, there is also someone who will love you madly and drink all your Kool-Aid.
And, at the end of the day, you’re probably not half as Evil as you think.
(We’ll work on that one.)